Showing posts with label Michael Medved. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michael Medved. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Countdown to 2010
Heads up! 355 shopping days until Christmas 2010. 295 days until Bill O'Reilly opens his trap on the subject again.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Top 10 Socialist Christmas Movies
Thought I'd help my fellow socialists with their approved Christmas Movie list. Tea Baggers would do their robotic holiday observation well to avoid these at all costs, lest they be hypnotized and indoctrinated.
1. THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS- This movie has an unholy, liberal message about redemption and forgiveness, particularly considering the Grinch is a non-white multiple offender. A decent god-fearing NRA member should pop a cap in this grinch's $%#@!!
2. HOLIDAY INN (1942)- Lavish costumes, dancing by a tall slim impeccably dressed man, a campy story and an extravagant soundtrack by Irving Berlin...definitely homosexual!
3. BABES IN TOYLAND(1934)- Where to start, where to start! This Mother Goose tale stars Laurel and Hardy, two odd and sonmewhat effeminate men, with no obvious female companionship. Keep your kids away as this features a same sex wedding. See, Hollywood was controlled by the Gay mafia back then. And Mother Goose? Obviosly a welfare mother suckling off the public dole.
4.WE'RE NO ANGELS-Escaped convicts find goodness and redemption at Christmas time? What if they were Al queda terrorists awaiting trial in New York in one of Obama's civil courts? Three strikes you're a commie!
5. JOYEUX NOEL(2006)-This pie in the sky liberal antiwar flick tells the true story of thousands of French and German soldiers who in 1914 joined in a spontaneous Christmas ceasfire. Thank god the commanders in the rear through threats and spot executions compelled these cowards bcck to war. If they had not we might never have enjoyed another 5-8 million casualties or set the stage for the Second World War, the Holocaust and Hitler. Whew, that was a close one! Oh, yeah, and it is a French Movie.
6.LOVE ACTUALLY(2003)- Love? Without shopping? Blasphemy! No commercials here, just a boring story about people forgiving and giving of themselves noncomercially. Obviously anti-capitalist. Worst of all, Hugh Grant plays an anti-American British Prime minister who audaciously dares to assert that another country might dare to be an equal to the US.
7.A CHRISTMAS CAROL(The good one with Reginald Owen)-Scrooge, the lead character, a white well-to-do business mogul is portrayed here in a harshly negative light. His selfish and obviously liberal employees ungratefully whine that they need food and healthcare for Tiny Tim or he will die, boo-hoo! The whole premise of this move promotes a redistribution of wealth from the haves to the have-nots. A better message would be the lowly loser employees suckling at the teet of poor scrooge think more bout the corporate bottom line than their paltry and fleeting needs for life liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The ghost of Christmas Past Present and Future could discuss retail sales to Scrooge's deadbeat employees. Get to work Cratchett!
8. IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE(1946)- Yet another assault on Capitalism. This one might be the worst as all the characters speak American and the attack on business gets hidden within emotion. here, here, is where the current banking crisis began! At the bailey Building and Loan, giving all those home loans to people who can't afford to own a home. Again, the one true businessman is portayed as a greedy, mean, spiteful man-as if those were bad qualities. Pathetic Mister capra, just pathetic.
1. THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS- This movie has an unholy, liberal message about redemption and forgiveness, particularly considering the Grinch is a non-white multiple offender. A decent god-fearing NRA member should pop a cap in this grinch's $%#@!!
2. HOLIDAY INN (1942)- Lavish costumes, dancing by a tall slim impeccably dressed man, a campy story and an extravagant soundtrack by Irving Berlin...definitely homosexual!
3. BABES IN TOYLAND(1934)- Where to start, where to start! This Mother Goose tale stars Laurel and Hardy, two odd and sonmewhat effeminate men, with no obvious female companionship. Keep your kids away as this features a same sex wedding. See, Hollywood was controlled by the Gay mafia back then. And Mother Goose? Obviosly a welfare mother suckling off the public dole.
4.WE'RE NO ANGELS-Escaped convicts find goodness and redemption at Christmas time? What if they were Al queda terrorists awaiting trial in New York in one of Obama's civil courts? Three strikes you're a commie!
5. JOYEUX NOEL(2006)-This pie in the sky liberal antiwar flick tells the true story of thousands of French and German soldiers who in 1914 joined in a spontaneous Christmas ceasfire. Thank god the commanders in the rear through threats and spot executions compelled these cowards bcck to war. If they had not we might never have enjoyed another 5-8 million casualties or set the stage for the Second World War, the Holocaust and Hitler. Whew, that was a close one! Oh, yeah, and it is a French Movie.
6.LOVE ACTUALLY(2003)- Love? Without shopping? Blasphemy! No commercials here, just a boring story about people forgiving and giving of themselves noncomercially. Obviously anti-capitalist. Worst of all, Hugh Grant plays an anti-American British Prime minister who audaciously dares to assert that another country might dare to be an equal to the US.
7.A CHRISTMAS CAROL(The good one with Reginald Owen)-Scrooge, the lead character, a white well-to-do business mogul is portrayed here in a harshly negative light. His selfish and obviously liberal employees ungratefully whine that they need food and healthcare for Tiny Tim or he will die, boo-hoo! The whole premise of this move promotes a redistribution of wealth from the haves to the have-nots. A better message would be the lowly loser employees suckling at the teet of poor scrooge think more bout the corporate bottom line than their paltry and fleeting needs for life liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The ghost of Christmas Past Present and Future could discuss retail sales to Scrooge's deadbeat employees. Get to work Cratchett!
8. IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE(1946)- Yet another assault on Capitalism. This one might be the worst as all the characters speak American and the attack on business gets hidden within emotion. here, here, is where the current banking crisis began! At the bailey Building and Loan, giving all those home loans to people who can't afford to own a home. Again, the one true businessman is portayed as a greedy, mean, spiteful man-as if those were bad qualities. Pathetic Mister capra, just pathetic.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Black Friday-Thanks Pigrims for this Blessing!
Apparently the Republicrooks have expanded their war of conquest-the one in which they play the victim-to Thanksgiving. Yet another solemn, family day has been politicized for them. Yet another holiday has been perverted and abused for their winner-take-all propaganda campaign of hate, non-inclusiveness and self-serving ideology. This from the family values folks, the millionaires who "speak" for the common man, the party of God. Thing is, with any war, a surge creates pockets that expose your weaknesses, and that is just what they have done with this new front in the Holiday Wars (My term).
Michelle Malkin has bravely gone on the attack against the sensitivities of Native Americans. How dare they have an opinion about the country they once had. After all, through diseases, genocide, stereotyping and a laundary list of other grievances and abuses, Indians should be thankful come Thursday that they have been "awarded" reservation islands in a land originally theirs.
European folks have done such a great job with the land. But to be fair, at least Thanksgiving, with respectful reverence to Native American suffering and sacrifice, at least attained the stature of a family holiday. Did it always live up to that standard? Nothing people create ever completely measures up to its ideal, but lots of folks made an effort.
Thanksgiving was the start of the holiday season, not the holiday wars. It was a prelude to a spiritual period of Peace and giving, not stark and crass commercialism and political rough-housing, by any party. It definitely was not overtly recognized as merely the kickoff to frantic consumerism.
Now, we begin hearing retail sales forecasts for Black Friday in August. August! and now Black friday has become the real holiday. People plan and prepare for it, the corporate news ticks off the minutes, and helps to build anticipation for all the dubious sales and "Must Have" toys for the season.
Funny, O'reilly, Malkin, Medved, Bennett, Hannity and Limbaugh are all silent on this. But they are revealved by their silence. And native Americans are an easy soft target for their ugliness and Anti-American diatribes. It is easy to kick American Indians though. Not sure alot of Lakota, Cherokee, Ojibwa or Navajos watch a great deal of FOX News, except to dream about the old days and that whole Custer thing.
This is all about the money for them. It is always about the money for them, while treating the rest of us like saps who fall easily for crap phrases like "Borders, Language, Culture," or "Conservatism," or "its all right to have sex with men in airport bathrooms but be against gay marriage if you are a Republican Senator because some democrat took a bribe."
Stay home on Friday. Go work in a soup kitchen, help the hungry, volunteer at a church, synagogue or mosque(notice the lack of caps). Walk in the woods with the kids, a partner or spouse. Read a book! But if you wind up trampled in line at Walmart over a $25 DVD player, in a slug fest over the latest Guitar Hero game at a Best Buy your last words should be...
...Thanks Pilgrims for this blessing.
Michelle Malkin has bravely gone on the attack against the sensitivities of Native Americans. How dare they have an opinion about the country they once had. After all, through diseases, genocide, stereotyping and a laundary list of other grievances and abuses, Indians should be thankful come Thursday that they have been "awarded" reservation islands in a land originally theirs.
European folks have done such a great job with the land. But to be fair, at least Thanksgiving, with respectful reverence to Native American suffering and sacrifice, at least attained the stature of a family holiday. Did it always live up to that standard? Nothing people create ever completely measures up to its ideal, but lots of folks made an effort.
Thanksgiving was the start of the holiday season, not the holiday wars. It was a prelude to a spiritual period of Peace and giving, not stark and crass commercialism and political rough-housing, by any party. It definitely was not overtly recognized as merely the kickoff to frantic consumerism.
Now, we begin hearing retail sales forecasts for Black Friday in August. August! and now Black friday has become the real holiday. People plan and prepare for it, the corporate news ticks off the minutes, and helps to build anticipation for all the dubious sales and "Must Have" toys for the season.
Funny, O'reilly, Malkin, Medved, Bennett, Hannity and Limbaugh are all silent on this. But they are revealved by their silence. And native Americans are an easy soft target for their ugliness and Anti-American diatribes. It is easy to kick American Indians though. Not sure alot of Lakota, Cherokee, Ojibwa or Navajos watch a great deal of FOX News, except to dream about the old days and that whole Custer thing.
This is all about the money for them. It is always about the money for them, while treating the rest of us like saps who fall easily for crap phrases like "Borders, Language, Culture," or "Conservatism," or "its all right to have sex with men in airport bathrooms but be against gay marriage if you are a Republican Senator because some democrat took a bribe."
Stay home on Friday. Go work in a soup kitchen, help the hungry, volunteer at a church, synagogue or mosque(notice the lack of caps). Walk in the woods with the kids, a partner or spouse. Read a book! But if you wind up trampled in line at Walmart over a $25 DVD player, in a slug fest over the latest Guitar Hero game at a Best Buy your last words should be...
...Thanks Pilgrims for this blessing.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Death panels for Christmas, Santa
Dear Santa,
I've been a good liberal this year. I was kind to a Homo, recycled, cared about the environment, visited Europe a couple times(for my marching orders), conversed socially with Muslims, prayed for world peace and believed a black guy could actually do an okay job as President in pretty tough times. I wanted to have a couple of abortions, but just couldn't manage with my schedule.
But Santa, have you seen the malls lately? We all know they are the true bastions of the Christmas spirit. FOX and the Right spends all their time concerned with what sort of greeting this clerk or that stockboy uses. You know, the ones making barely a living wage, fearing some health crisis will overwhelm their families who are either uninsured or under-insured. The ones who are overworked jut to make ends meet. The ones Sean hannity, Michael Medved and the rest tell us pay no taxes. They are not delivering the proper and apparently official holiday response. But they aren't the problem so much as all those miserable looking folks tromping mechanically to purchase obligatory "gifts" for people thay normally wouldn't cross the road to spit on if their hair was on fire.
I don't want much for Christmas. If you could see your way clear to thin the herd a bit. Been hearing about these Death Panels in the new Obama health plan. I have scoured the bill and I'll be darned if I can find it anywhere. Would come in handy, just to free up a couple parking spaces. Any chance? Huh?
Michael Savage and Glen Beck talk about concetration camps for Right-wingers. Obviously they see something the rest of us don't. I mean, everything Obama has done since last January leads to that undeniable conclusion. After all, this Administration is hardly as transparent and open as the previous one. When Bush proclaimed he was the "decider," or that after a narrower election than Obama won by he had "political capital, and I intend to spend it," Bush was a hero. The Right cheered and laughed when Bush was obstinate with the "Leftist" media, or when he and Cheney refused to answer questions under oath about the deadliest terror attack on US soil. And remember hen he snubbed that annoying helen Thomas...liberal b%#@h! God, that was good theater!
So, what I'm saying is this, if the Right says Obama is this tyrranical facist out to kill old folks and Righties, could you hurry that up. Don't feel like elbowing my way through the mall. That's it. That's all I want this Christmas. Oh, and maybe a lump pf coal in Bill O'Reilly's stocking!
I've been a good liberal this year. I was kind to a Homo, recycled, cared about the environment, visited Europe a couple times(for my marching orders), conversed socially with Muslims, prayed for world peace and believed a black guy could actually do an okay job as President in pretty tough times. I wanted to have a couple of abortions, but just couldn't manage with my schedule.
But Santa, have you seen the malls lately? We all know they are the true bastions of the Christmas spirit. FOX and the Right spends all their time concerned with what sort of greeting this clerk or that stockboy uses. You know, the ones making barely a living wage, fearing some health crisis will overwhelm their families who are either uninsured or under-insured. The ones who are overworked jut to make ends meet. The ones Sean hannity, Michael Medved and the rest tell us pay no taxes. They are not delivering the proper and apparently official holiday response. But they aren't the problem so much as all those miserable looking folks tromping mechanically to purchase obligatory "gifts" for people thay normally wouldn't cross the road to spit on if their hair was on fire.
I don't want much for Christmas. If you could see your way clear to thin the herd a bit. Been hearing about these Death Panels in the new Obama health plan. I have scoured the bill and I'll be darned if I can find it anywhere. Would come in handy, just to free up a couple parking spaces. Any chance? Huh?
Michael Savage and Glen Beck talk about concetration camps for Right-wingers. Obviously they see something the rest of us don't. I mean, everything Obama has done since last January leads to that undeniable conclusion. After all, this Administration is hardly as transparent and open as the previous one. When Bush proclaimed he was the "decider," or that after a narrower election than Obama won by he had "political capital, and I intend to spend it," Bush was a hero. The Right cheered and laughed when Bush was obstinate with the "Leftist" media, or when he and Cheney refused to answer questions under oath about the deadliest terror attack on US soil. And remember hen he snubbed that annoying helen Thomas...liberal b%#@h! God, that was good theater!
So, what I'm saying is this, if the Right says Obama is this tyrranical facist out to kill old folks and Righties, could you hurry that up. Don't feel like elbowing my way through the mall. That's it. That's all I want this Christmas. Oh, and maybe a lump pf coal in Bill O'Reilly's stocking!
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