All those Irish hate-riots in America: Where is the ourrage?

Wednesday is Saint Patrick's Day, a day when all IRISH Americans openly delcare their hatred for American by celebrating St. Patrick, th patron Saint of bar crawls, the fashion atrocity of wearing Kelly-green, and the purveyor of, ultimately, green-not red, white and blue-pee!

Where are the Righties? Where are the Glenn Becks and Rush Limbaughs? Where are the Tea baggers who will proclaim, as dicks do, on their census forms that their race is UHMERICUN! Here are about of so-called Americans openly calling themself, in true heretical form, IRISH-Americans. If even for one day, these "people" would dare admit any connection to Socialist Europe. And Ireland, with its openly working healthcare system.

Rise up Righties and put an end to this so-called holiday. How dare these people proclaim any heritage other than UHMERIKUN. How dare they laugh and sing and be happy when, dare I say...An African American occupies our White house!

(Note: If you have come this far and haven't figured out the sarcasm, you must be a Glen Beck fan!)

Death panels for Christmas, Santa

Dear Santa,

I've been a good liberal this year. I was kind to a Homo, recycled, cared about the environment, visited Europe a couple times(for my marching orders), conversed socially with Muslims, prayed for world peace and believed a black guy could actually do an okay job as President in pretty tough times. I wanted to have a couple of abortions, but just couldn't manage with my schedule.

But Santa, have you seen the malls lately? We all know they are the true bastions of the Christmas spirit. FOX and the Right spends all their time concerned with what sort of greeting this clerk or that stockboy uses. You know, the ones making barely a living wage, fearing some health crisis will overwhelm their families who are either uninsured or under-insured. The ones who are overworked jut to make ends meet. The ones Sean hannity, Michael Medved and the rest tell us pay no taxes. They are not delivering the proper and apparently official holiday response. But they aren't the problem so much as all those miserable looking folks tromping mechanically to purchase obligatory "gifts" for people thay normally wouldn't cross the road to spit on if their hair was on fire.

I don't want much for Christmas. If you could see your way clear to thin the herd a bit. Been hearing about these Death Panels in the new Obama health plan. I have scoured the bill and I'll be darned if I can find it anywhere. Would come in handy, just to free up a couple parking spaces. Any chance? Huh?

Michael Savage and Glen Beck talk about concetration camps for Right-wingers. Obviously they see something the rest of us don't. I mean, everything Obama has done since last January leads to that undeniable conclusion. After all, this Administration is hardly as transparent and open as the previous one. When Bush proclaimed he was the "decider," or that after a narrower election than Obama won by he had "political capital, and I intend to spend it," Bush was a hero. The Right cheered and laughed when Bush was obstinate with the "Leftist" media, or when he and Cheney refused to answer questions under oath about the deadliest terror attack on US soil. And remember hen he snubbed that annoying helen Thomas...liberal b%#@h! God, that was good theater!

So, what I'm saying is this, if the Right says Obama is this tyrranical facist out to kill old folks and Righties, could you hurry that up. Don't feel like elbowing my way through the mall. That's it. That's all I want this Christmas. Oh, and maybe a lump pf coal in Bill O'Reilly's stocking!