In my previous article on the New York Mosque controversy I pointed out that both sides of the argument were acting like, in a word-DICKS! I was being foolish. I was. Who was I to expect anyone in this country to be reasonable any longer. We're like a bunch of petulant brats, and so, in that regard, if Obama, as the Right Wing says, is a dictator, then maybe its time he started acting like one.
I voted for the guy, and like to think I'm a pretty good judge of character, so I think Obama would make a pretty good dictator. I think he'd like to have the freedom for a smack down here and there when regular people start acting so stupid it blinds them to any sort of reason and perspective.
This whole deal with the Ground Zero Mosque would be a perfect test case for those new dictatorial powers. Rather than have this inane, life-suckingdebate between reto-evolutionary idiots, he could just put an end to the whole dumb business. Afterall, who better to deal with dicks than a dick-tator?!
Obama is tap dancing a bit on this. Time to pull both sides together. How about Glen Beck and Rush Limbaugh on one side of the table, and a couple of pissed off Imams on the other. Maybe close the door and let the four of them have it out-pit two doughy white dorks with mouths, against a couple Muslims guys with limited tolerance for blowhards.
How about a full contact football game between Right wing talk hosts and Muslims, winners take all. you know, like when your parents sent you and a squabbling sibling into a room and closed the door, saying, "either work it out or kill each other."
All kidding aside, as this stupidity spirals out of control, time for a bit of executive prudence and wisdom. Muslims are digging in their heel on this one, which at some point becomes a giant middle finger to America, or at least the dicks up in arms over this. On the otherside, the Right is using this as a tool to completley rally whites, and make them paranoid in hopes of creating a solid race block for elections, and worse, to get fat and rich off of.
Neither is good for America, and the only lesson we can draw from this is that the corrupt Right is fuklly capitalizing off the gullibility of white folks, and Muslims are so damn thick-headed that they will wrap themselves in dickishness( its a word. Its a word!)withouit considering other people's feelings. Step up, Mister President, and be presidential by brokering some sort of compromise, or at least a deeper perspective to the still un-infected people of America.
As for me, I believe that Ground Zero is such hallowed ground I even want pigeons shot from the sky for daring to crap there. Think I'll go to Pearl Harbor for one of the 100+ Japanese restaurant nearby...God, I'm such a dick!
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