Thought I'd help my fellow socialists with their approved Christmas Movie list. Tea Baggers would do their robotic holiday observation well to avoid these at all costs, lest they be hypnotized and indoctrinated.
1. THE GRINCH WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS- This movie has an unholy, liberal message about redemption and forgiveness, particularly considering the Grinch is a non-white multiple offender. A decent god-fearing NRA member should pop a cap in this grinch's $%#@!!
2. HOLIDAY INN (1942)- Lavish costumes, dancing by a tall slim impeccably dressed man, a campy story and an extravagant soundtrack by Irving Berlin...definitely homosexual!
3. BABES IN TOYLAND(1934)- Where to start, where to start! This Mother Goose tale stars Laurel and Hardy, two odd and sonmewhat effeminate men, with no obvious female companionship. Keep your kids away as this features a same sex wedding. See, Hollywood was controlled by the Gay mafia back then. And Mother Goose? Obviosly a welfare mother suckling off the public dole.
4.WE'RE NO ANGELS-Escaped convicts find goodness and redemption at Christmas time? What if they were Al queda terrorists awaiting trial in New York in one of Obama's civil courts? Three strikes you're a commie!
5. JOYEUX NOEL(2006)-This pie in the sky liberal antiwar flick tells the true story of thousands of French and German soldiers who in 1914 joined in a spontaneous Christmas ceasfire. Thank god the commanders in the rear through threats and spot executions compelled these cowards bcck to war. If they had not we might never have enjoyed another 5-8 million casualties or set the stage for the Second World War, the Holocaust and Hitler. Whew, that was a close one! Oh, yeah, and it is a French Movie.
6.LOVE ACTUALLY(2003)- Love? Without shopping? Blasphemy! No commercials here, just a boring story about people forgiving and giving of themselves noncomercially. Obviously anti-capitalist. Worst of all, Hugh Grant plays an anti-American British Prime minister who audaciously dares to assert that another country might dare to be an equal to the US.
7.A CHRISTMAS CAROL(The good one with Reginald Owen)-Scrooge, the lead character, a white well-to-do business mogul is portrayed here in a harshly negative light. His selfish and obviously liberal employees ungratefully whine that they need food and healthcare for Tiny Tim or he will die, boo-hoo! The whole premise of this move promotes a redistribution of wealth from the haves to the have-nots. A better message would be the lowly loser employees suckling at the teet of poor scrooge think more bout the corporate bottom line than their paltry and fleeting needs for life liberty and the pursuit of happiness. The ghost of Christmas Past Present and Future could discuss retail sales to Scrooge's deadbeat employees. Get to work Cratchett!
8. IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE(1946)- Yet another assault on Capitalism. This one might be the worst as all the characters speak American and the attack on business gets hidden within emotion. here, here, is where the current banking crisis began! At the bailey Building and Loan, giving all those home loans to people who can't afford to own a home. Again, the one true businessman is portayed as a greedy, mean, spiteful man-as if those were bad qualities. Pathetic Mister capra, just pathetic.
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