Friday, March 12, 2010

All those Irish hate-riots in America: Where is the ourrage?

Wednesday is Saint Patrick's Day, a day when all IRISH Americans openly delcare their hatred for American by celebrating St. Patrick, th patron Saint of bar crawls, the fashion atrocity of wearing Kelly-green, and the purveyor of, ultimately, green-not red, white and blue-pee!

Where are the Righties? Where are the Glenn Becks and Rush Limbaughs? Where are the Tea baggers who will proclaim, as dicks do, on their census forms that their race is UHMERICUN! Here are about of so-called Americans openly calling themself, in true heretical form, IRISH-Americans. If even for one day, these "people" would dare admit any connection to Socialist Europe. And Ireland, with its openly working healthcare system.

Rise up Righties and put an end to this so-called holiday. How dare these people proclaim any heritage other than UHMERIKUN. How dare they laugh and sing and be happy when, dare I say...An African American occupies our White house!

(Note: If you have come this far and haven't figured out the sarcasm, you must be a Glen Beck fan!)

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Valentine's Day unmarred by Republicans!

Still one holiday that remains unscathed and not perverted by Rightwing-nuts. The wife and I managed to have a very lovely non-commercial day. i cooked her a very nice dinner of blackened shark steaks over white rice, with a kiwi salsa and kiwi/lime guacomole. Not once was someone assulting us with religious and political intrusions. For the party of "freedoms and individual liberties" they sure like to get into everyone's business. Thank God they left Valentine's Day alone. probably missed a day dedicated to loving others because they are so wrapped up in their own egos...

Monday, January 25, 2010

War on Christmas Update

Just three hundred and seven days until Christmas. So far nothing stupid from Bill O'reilly or Michael Medved or other Republicrooks that might ruin it yet...

Friday, January 8, 2010

January 8th 2010, so far so good

Two weeks since the HOLIDAYS and so far the Republicans haven't said anything stupid about Christmas.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Countdown to 2010

Heads up! 355 shopping days until Christmas 2010. 295 days until Bill O'Reilly opens his trap on the subject again.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

That's what its all about

A buddy of mine, Joe, had a terrible week. His dad was in the hospital with rapidly failing health. The doctors seemed helpless to treat him. As Joe's father's pain grew worse he had less and less energy to fight back any longer. It seemed as if the end was near. The family began the difficult process of making peace and saying goodbye. Then yesterday there was a break, and the hospital decided to send him home as his condition had improved a bit.

Baby steps, might be the best way the doctors are proceeding with treatments. Christmas miracle? Christmas blessing? Who can say? Joe's dad is still serioussly ill, but his mom put it perfectly, as the family made sudden and unexpected plans for the holiday at home, instead of at the hospital, or worse. "At least we'll all be together," she said.

Many of us are apart from our families on this holiday, for a thousand and one reasons. Some are off to war, others stuck in airports. many of us are scattered across the country, out of work, short of cash, short of time, and some are seperated by their own pride, shame or ego. But the mgic of the season, regardless of faith is supposed to be one of love and forgiveness and redemption.

The lesson of Joe and his family is that we take the chance to say to family and friends how much we cherish them and cre for them while they are here. The lesson is that we take the opportunity to say "I love you," while they and we are still able to reach across the isle, pick up a phone, arrive on a doorstep or scribble a note. Life flees us all too quickly, and too unexpectedly to squander those chances.

And it extends beyond families and friends in the purest and nicest of ways. There are those who will politicize the season, and those who wish to impose obligatory greetings, as if they were paying hommage to a potentate. This morning on the way to work, from a Muslim fellow at a convenience store to most everyone else came heart felt and sincere Christmas and holiday greetings.

After the craziness and insanity of shopping malls has passed, after the politics and foolishness, after all the jerks who try to turn the holiday into a cause rather than a celebration between people this is my favorite time of the season. And to all those I have ever hurt or disappointed, I am sorry. To all those close to me, I love you and the Merriest of Christmas'

Monday, December 21, 2009

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN 'BOUT

How's this for a brilliant statement, made last night by Bill Cunningham. Bill describes himself as a Devout Christian and a "Great American." On last night's show he showed how so-called Christians are ruining Christmas for the rest of us by helping to make it a meaner, more politicized and far more hypocritical holiday. The show, by the way, broadcast on WLS AM890, which is owned and operated by ABC-you know, that bastion of liberal news and propaganda. The same ABC whose stations run almost exclusively Right wing hate talkers like Limbaugh, Hannity and Levin.

"When I get invited to holiday parties," Cunningham told his audience, "I don't go. When I get invited to Christmas Parties, I often go." Must be nice for any Jewish, or friends of another faith who celebrate the package of multi-ethnic holidays beginning with Thanksgiving and ending with New Years, or even the Orthodox Christmas celebration in late January. Imagine inviting tough guy Cunningham to a party share the joy, friendship and goodwill of the season only to have him basically flip you a big old Republican middle finger.

Its this whole BS war on Christmas that Righties use as a sharp stick to poke folks who aren't paying close attention, are easily swayed or are already nasty litt;e people. What they have succeeded in doing is only making the holiday meaner and nastier. And the season has become nastier, in part because of the consumer mentality that is the truest threat to the Christmas message, but in no small part to disingenuous and scheming people like Cunningham and others.

Turn off Cunningham and WLS, put the jerks out of business and let them go find a real job where they might actually contribute something to the world instead of coarsening it. Lets make this Jerkless Christmas...

That's what I'm talkin 'bout!